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Did you want two bagels stacked with spreads on spreads on spreads," my mom will ask you when you visit.
The correct answer is always "yes" and the correct follow-up question is "This must be your mother's recipe, right?
The site caters to marriage minded Jewish singles searching for their soul mate within the Jewish faith.
Members describe in detail their Jewish background, ancestry, participation in Jewish causes, their commitment to Israel and the Jewish people.
Not only will I assume you're an asshat, I'm going to think you're an uneducated one too. You know when you go out of your way to recycle and do good other things and you're like What you did is called a mitzvah and Jews are commanded to do them by the Torah. It is my job as a Jew to live life to the fullest in all ways and I take that responsibility very seriously, man.13. Maybe it's the fact I've had someone call me something terrible because of my religion in the past or maybe it is just what I've been taught from a young age, but when I have my people, I'm with them for good.
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It's a result of years of killing it on the bar mitzvah, camp, and college circuits. Worried about your potentially awkward upcoming work dinner? Seriously, there was never a better summer on the planet than Lake Year '07 with my 36 best friends. And if you want to make jokes about how Jews are cheap, (1) I'm going to assume you're kind of an asshat who laughs at all kinds of rude things and (2) you're not the kind of person I want to date anyway.9.